I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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