yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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