Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Someone came in the potted fern
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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