need another drink. this is the easiest way
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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