Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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