Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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