i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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