I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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