So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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