I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I didn't notice because vodka
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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