Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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