dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I need a beard to bite.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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