I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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