Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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