i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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