definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Someone came in the potted fern
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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