U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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