The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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