***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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