my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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