is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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