no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.