we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?