so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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