I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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