I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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