just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
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so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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