I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
