to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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