My hand turned me down
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
there is glitter all over my balls
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