South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
