it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
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