Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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