Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Damn victory sex feels great
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
