mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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