Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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