lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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