i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
