White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Randomize
