But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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