Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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