He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
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I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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