How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
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I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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