If i come over, it means nothing
we have officially lost it.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
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