One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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