My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
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Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize