i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
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