All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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