I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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