so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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