when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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