would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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