didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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