i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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