That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
jump out the window naked night went bad
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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