Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize