just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
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Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
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I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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