Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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